Professional blowhard Piers Morgan thought he'd get a rise out of fellow windbag Kelsey Grammer by banning him for life from Piers Morgan Tonight.

Hollywood's world-famous Chateau Marmont has played second home to a host of notably rowdy celebrity guests since it opened to the deep-pocketed public in 1927, but leave it to Lindsay Lohan to be the first among them to get the boot.

That was fast. Just a month after minivan-mom erotica 50 Shades of Grey was banned, Brevard County Florida has reneged on the ban and will return all 19 copies of the book to its' libraries.

Mark Twain: literary treasure, mustache aficionado, or child-hating Satanist? This claymation version of his unfinished work, The Mysterious Stranger, sends Tom and Huck and Becky Thatcher to the dark lord's abyss to contemplate life's meaninglessness. Kid stuff, really.

The government, via an anonymous spokesperson, has just released a statement on their website according to Reuters.