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Banana-Wearing Man Busted With AK-47, 50-Round Magazine
Taylor Berman · 02/11/14 10:22AMChiquita Looking to Block Lawsuits Against Its Funding of Death Squads
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 09/22/13 01:04PMMaggie Lange · 05/30/13 09:15AM
Beyonce's Sister Blames Racism for Giant Banana Brawl
Maureen O'Connor · 08/29/11 03:37PMThe Banana Apocalypse Is Coming
Brian Moylan · 07/22/11 02:44PMGiant Boner-Inducing Spider Rampages in Supermarket
Maureen O'Connor · 07/11/11 11:20AMOhio Cops in Search of Violent Banana
Max Read · 07/09/11 12:15PMAttention, residents of Strongville, Ohio! A possibly-violent banana (-costumed person) is on the loose, having assaulted a man wearing a gorilla costume outside a cell phone store. "I noticed a kid in the bushes. Then he just emerged, dressed up as a banana, and sprinted as fast as he could at our gorilla," manager Brandon Parham, told WJW-TV. "He just looked like a Spartan from that movie 300, except he was a banana." How does such a thing happen? Who is responsible? When will WJW reporter Melissa Reid get an award for this sentence: "Police say the person dressed up as a banana split and headed south on Pearl Road"? We may never know. Police, we are told, "believe it was a prank." [WJW-TV]
Banana-Wielding, Lady Gaga-Covering Kid Was Definitely Born That Way
Matt Cherette · 03/05/11 09:31PMStephen Colbert Tries Out Innovative Banana Opener
Madeleine Davies · 01/14/11 12:38PMOn last night's Colbert Report, Stephen asked the question that's been plaguing banana eaters for centuries: "How do I get into this thing?" His answer? Pull a Gallagher and smash it open with hammer.