"Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay Accidentally Burns His Genitals" [Feed Syndicate]

Meet Larry Richette, a Philadelphian accused of assaulting his mother, a judge in the city of brotherly love. When a reporter arrived to interview the motherbeater, he offered a succinct yet articulate opinion of television news which, while somewhat blunt, is more or less commensurate to our own view. [Via MSNBC]