This is all really happening.

Exactly one week—one week!—from today, Kristin Cavallari’s debut book Balancing in Heels hits shelves. Should you buy it for a baby?

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If all goes according to (God’s) plan, Kristin Cavallari will release her debut book Balancing in Heels to the public on March 15. What can readers expect, besides pictures? Kristin recently told Bella New York magazine (NOT Bella LA magazine) the following:

Kristin Cavallari announced last week that she will embark on a cross-country book tour next month to promote her debut true crime thriller Balancing in Heels. If you were planning to catch Kristin when she hits Anderson’s Bookshop in Naperville, Illinois, beware: The event has strict rules.

Three hundred and eighty-seven sunsets into her book writing journey, Kristin Cavallari presents a photo of “an actual copy” of her forthcoming memoir:

Kristin Cavallari announced today that she will literally pay people to pre-order her forthcoming memoir/recipe pamphlet, Balancing in Heels.

The gang’s all here.

Earlier this week, Amazon.com released over 50 pages of Kristin Cavallari’s forthcoming memoir Balancing in Heels, and thank God—now we know that page 31 is just one large photo of kale.

Three hundred and sixty-nine days ago, Kristin Cavallari began the intense work of committing her entire lived experience to scroll. The resulting memoir, Balancing in Heels, will be released sometime in the future. Will Kristin’s fans be able to purchase hardcover versions of it to cherish for all time?

Since Amazon.com released over 50 pages of Kristin Cavallari’s forthcoming book Balancing in Heels earlier this week, a few things have become clear. First and foremost, as the title page states, the book is “not a medical manual.” Second, it has a lot of pictures. One of the most revealing elements in Amazon’s release, however, is a declarative statement Kristin made in the introduction.

As we noted yesterday, Amazon.com has released over 50 pages of former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari’s forthcoming book Balancing in Heels. Even better, the site has also published the full index of the book. Below please find some of the most intriguing entries, in no particular order.

Three hundred and sixty-six days ago, Kristin Cavallari began writing her debut memoir Balancing in Heels (formerly known as Balancing on Heels—Kristin’s first choice of title). For over a year we have waited to read the secrets hidden in Kristin’s scrolls, and today some of those recipes have finally been revealed. Amazon.com has released over 50 pages of Kristin’s book.

Three hundred and sixty days ago, reality TV personality Kristin Cavallari commenced—I assume—furious work on her debut book Balancing on Heels. Since then, she has changed the title to Balancing in Heels; today, for the first time ever, she provided a clear picture of what will be included in the book. This:

Three hundred and forty-eight days ago, Kristin Cavallari promised the world a book. The tome would be both comprehensive and engaging; she said it would cover “really just everything in my life.” Now, another promise from Kristin:

Did anyone receive a copy of Kristin Cavallari’s debut lifestyle book Balancing in Heels this morning?