In case you're not familiar, La meilleure Boulangerie de France is a French television program about a cat that runs at full speed into a glass door. There's also a subplot about competitive baking, but it's considered much less popular and interesting.

The Way We Live Now: In the kitchen. New York City can no longer afford post offices, but the city is offering a million bucks for somebody to bake bread under the train tracks in East Harlem. Yea. Thanks.