With Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio out of the running, Ohio Governor John Kasich is the establishment candidate no one saw coming. And sure, compared to the rest of the GOP’s increasingly terrifying sideshows in suits, Kasich comes across as sane. But don’t be fooled: John Kasich is just as much of a monster as the rest—he just hides it better.

The Radar rollout proceeds apace: today's stop on the "Web Reveal Tour 3.0" is Popsugar, which hosts "Toxic Bachelors," the cover story from the first issue of the magazine's third iteration. It's chock full of sidebars and entry points to facilitate bathroom browsing. But don't think this is your standard celeb mag spread: Radar is all about offering a more thoughtful and nuanced approach, so they've included a timeline of snatch-crazy figures throughout the ages which provides some much needed historical context. And the research that must have gone into the piece itself! Did you know that Joe Francis is kind of a sleaze? According to Radar, it's true! But that's not all: It turns out the Moby has a taste for the ladies, and isn't shy about suggesting a tryst in even the least appropriate circumstances. Jack Nicholson? Banged a lot of broads. I know, crazy, huh? Sadly, there's no mention of Gawker pal Eric Schaeffer, but that's probably because of the long lead time involved in putting out a print mag. Surely they'll have something in the next issue. You know, if there is one.