The following video shows a Russian lady subjecting a squirming baby to "dynamic exercises" that involve swinging it by its arms and ankles, upside down and over her head. Oddly, there is precedent: Russian swinging baby videos are a meme.

Courage theories! Sea drugs! Self-doubt conquering! Multi-species jet lag! True hair colors! The fattest place on earth! Dumb babies! And rovers that just won't quit! It's your Tuesday Science Watch, where we watch science—while "doing the robot," with words!

Musician Elton John and husband David Furnish are now the parents of Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John, born to a surrogate. They should have named it "Jet," and then had another kid named "Jet," and called themselves, "Elton and the Jets."

The young mothers of Capitol Hill have a fancy basement hideout called the "boob cube." Jealous?

Originally, we had a Baby Preacher video. He did not make any sense, and it was perfectly amusing. Even more amusing? Putting subtitles on his gibberish, and actually being fooled into thinking he was saying those words. Watch inside.

The Consumer Product Safety Commission has finally issued an outright ban on drop-side cribs, which have a habit of malfunctioning and trapping infants. Only 32 kids had to die over the last decade! Downside: More reaching for parents.

Vitamin sleep! Radiation babies! Sugar cereal! Fat Scots! Hotel workouts! Soda tax! Alzheimer's explanations! And the war on drugs pays off! It's your Tuesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—if you can call it that!

This little guy has had a long day. So long, in fact, that he can barely chew his food before passing out in his high chair.

The website BabyCenter released its annual list of the most popular baby names in America. This year, it was Aiden for boys and Sophia for girls. What's really disturbing, though, are some of the other names gaining in popularity.

[A baby giant panda born Nov. 3, has a check up at Zoo Atlanta. Photo via AP.]

The Today show checked with the family of a "miracle baby" this morning, but the little boy was more interested in hiding behind and jumping on furniture—a typical child, in other words, despite being on national television.

Ever wanted to social network but couldn't because you were a toddler? Now you can! This Finnish device allows toddler's to communicate with each other and parents via blocks with pictures of what they're doing. Twitter for tots!

In this somewhat terrifying video, an expectant French couple watches as their unborn child squirms around its mother's womb. At moments one can nearly see a little hand clawing to get out.

Reality TV staple and boho scarecrow stylist to the stars Rachel Zoe has confirmed via Twitter the conventional wisdom of gossipmongerers: At the age of 39 (give or take, she lives in vague) Rachel is pregnant. Mazel tov! [@rzrachelzoe]

This baby was throwing an all out fit until his mother turned on Florence and The Machine's "Dog Days Are Over" and the baby starts rocking out. It's pretty adorable. No Teletubbies for this kid. Pitchfork would be proud.

Mean old granny Patty Bigbee last week was arrested for allegedly trying to sell her grandson for $30K, after initially asking for $70K. Why would someone ever sell their grandson? So mom can get a new car, that's why.

A 45-year-old woman named Patty Bigbee was arrested yesterday with her boyfriend after they tried to sell her baby grandson for $75,000. After some haggling the buyer, an undercover police informant, got Bigbee to agree to $30,000.

Cheap drugs! Running spiritually! Whining patients! Catching lung cancer! Electro-trainers! Peanut allergy babies! Animal diseases! Outliving Brits! And the flu shot conspiracy! It's your Thursday Health Watch, where we watch your health—while munching on whatever catches our fancy!

A Parisian baby fell out the window of her parent's apartment, plummeted six floors, bounced off an awning, then landed in the hands of a doctor who happened to be walking by. He checked her out. She is now fine.

Yikes. A 10-year-old girl in Jerez de la Frontera—a city in the Andalusia region of Spain—just gave birth, and authorities can't decide whether or not to let her family keep the baby.