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Breaking: Evacuation At CAA?

mark · 04/16/07 12:32PM


We've received a couple of reports that CAA's Century City Death Star, whose weapons systems were finally nearing full operability following a major setback caused by a likely rebel-agency attack on their baby-preparation facilities back in late January, has again been evacuated early this morning. Details are still sketchy, but we're told there are multiple fire trucks and a helicopter (presumably not one from CAA's vaunted air-defense fleet) at the scene. Drop us a line: We'll share updates, reports, and action cameraphone photos of agents milling around outside the building as they become available.