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Secretary of Defense Announces How He'll Waste $582 Billion

Sam Biddle · 02/02/16 05:45PM

You hear that? It’s the sound of 582 billion dollar bills falling down an infinitely deep hole, as narrated by your Secretary of Defense, Ash Carter. Yes, his name’s Ash. And yes, he’s going to spend a couple billion defending outer space from ISIS.