Life's all no shirt, no problems when you're Miley Cyrus. Last night, the pop star-cum-provocateur arrived at Alexander Wang's super secret New York Fashion Week after-party in Bushwick naked from the waist up, save for a set of tasseled ice cream cone pasties and a pair of plastic pill covered cat-eye sunglasses (see above). She greeted the designer with a friendly open-mouthed kiss, then proceeded to twerk, toke and 'gram the night away. It was, she claims, the "Best night eva." And we'd believe it.

Do you need a mustache hat? Here, here are directions for making a mustache hat.

The heretofore anonymous founder of Regretsy, the blog that appropriately mocks your dumb arts-and-crafts projects, has been outed. Because she got a book deal! New blog-to-book trend: Saying right up front the book will be more paltry than the blog.

English newspaper the Guardian has come up with a way to "show your allegiance to the vampire world" this Halloween: a cross-stitch pattern of Twilight star Robert Pattinson. You're welcome.

Have trouble remembering the hero who bravely stepped in to fill Barack Obama's old Senate seat when everyone was afraid of looking like they were friends with Rod Blagojevich? The Chicago Tribune has a PDF for that.

"Americans tend to like lacquer more than they respect it." Well, it's no caulk. [NY Sun]

On her Christmas show, Martha Stewart produced the ceramic Nativity Scene she crafted while she was in prison. The other inmates had to pick just one figure a month to fire 'n' glaze—but MarStew did the whole thing in her five month on the inside. It's cute at the end, she asks her mother in the audience if she likes it and you can tell Martha Sr. is just thinking, "Bitch, are you really asking me if I'm proud of the damned brown clay figures you made while you were in jail?" But actually? They're pretty impressive!