Bristol Palin's new home in Maricopa, Arizona's Cobblestone Farms subdivision has five bedrooms and a three-car garage. (The better not to contribute to the myth of global warming with.) Arizona really is a cursed state, isn't it?

In a public forum on illegal immigration, Arizona State students started singing Bohemian Rhapsody—and wouldn't stop—until Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio walked off stage.