Okay, okay, last one. But it's a good'un.

An Oklahoma teen who thought it would be funny to fool her boyfriend into believing she was pregnant suddenly got serious halfway into her own April 1st prank and ditched the gag in favor of stabbing him in the neck instead.

YouTube prankster Vitaly Zdorovetskiy — he of the incredibly ill-advised "Miami Zombie Attack Prank" and that nasty BangBros porn (NSFW) where he desperately tried to get it up but couldn't — is back by popular demand with a special April Fools' Day prank.

Police in Hampton, Virginia, spent hours investigating an early-morning report of a robbery at a local Waffle House, sending out officers to do a door-to-door neighborhood canvas, sweeping the scene for evidence, and even bringing in the K-9 unit to help track down suspects.