Daniel Tosh is is given the opportunity to play around with an iPad before its official release. But he doesn't want to read a book or play any games on it—He wants to drive that sucker.

Just when you think its all been said and done with iPad spoofs, someone throws one from left field and actually compares the thing to something other than a tampon. "Take nachos for example."

Only once a generation does a product come along that is so useless, with such a terrible name, and so universally disliked that even people with absolutely no sense of humor can endlessly mock it. That product? The iPad.

This week, everyone made a lot of jokes about "goddamn phonies" and all that kind of stuff. Also: some journalists got in a bit of trouble with the law, and a guy gave us a giant phone, for elderly people.

Jim Behrle's kartoon kats present Apple's Newest Sentient Robot! It has no camera, but you can listen to Mos Def on a plane. Also: Hire a Kreepie Kat!

It's always weird when pop culture figures from different eras meet each other. Watch our worlds collide as Pee Wee Herman and his playhouse friends play with his new iPad. Period jokes and a spot-on critique of the tablet ahead!

Mainstream media joined frenzied anticipation about the iPad today. What is it? What will it do? Will it change the way we live our lives forever? Turns out they were just as disappointed as we were.

Alex Balk tries to make the case: "the iPad is a lot like Barack Obama..."

Every idiot on TV and the internet won't shut up about Steve Jobs' new thing you need to spend $800 on (though we'll take a free one if anyone's offering!), which means its a great day to release inconvenient news.

No doubt, Steve Jobs showed off a compelling tablet computer today, one that should excite people who make videogames, TV shows — even books. But today's Apple iPad debut was a big letdown for magazine and newspaper people.

Years ago, MadTV anticipated the jokes we'd be making today about Apple's chosen name for their tablet. "With the new iPad, I can just hook up my Apple to my Peach, and I can download protection for a thousand periods!"

ABC News reports that John and Elizabeth Edwards are "legally separated." Not divorced, yet. FYI. Also omg a big ol' iPhone! What a weird time to announce your separation from your wife—who will even notice?

CNBC's coverage of the Apple iPad went downhill when a female anchor equated the tablet to the types of products that women use once a month. The male anchors couldn't hold back their distaste for the comparison.

Steve Jobs has unveiled the iPad. Apparently, we were right about the name. Much more over on the Gizmodo liveblog and their post summarizing everything they've learned so far about the Apple iPad.

Forget about whether the Apple Tablet will save a struggling publishing industry — today, Gawker.TV looks at how Steve Jobs' shiny new toy may change the way we consume video.