We first told you Levi Johnston is going to pose for Playgirl, we just don't know how much he'll show. So we're unveiling our Levi's Johnston Watch to follow this important matter very closely. Today's reading: nothing more than undies.

Mary Morris Lawrence, the first female photographer for the AP, has died at the age of 95.

Two AP journalists were wounded in a roadside bombing in Afghanistan. One lost his foot.

In your darkening Wednesday media column: J-school mania explained, the Food Network thrives, media conglomerates put on a happy face, and Adam Rubin gets plenty of sympathy.

[Rodeo riders enjoy a jet airshow in Wyoming. We just really really like this photo for some reason. It's beautiful and funny and sad. All in one! And it's via AP]

[That's Times Square's fame-hungry Naked Cowboy holding a press conference to announce his candidacy for New York City mayor; image via AP]

[Just offering this picture of a rapt audience in Central Park, July 20th 1969, watching the moon landing, as a mild rebuttal to Alex's dismissal of the space program. Image via AP]

[A man marches, along with 2,000 other Israelis, in the Jerusalem gay pride parade today; image via AP]

[A demonstrator climbs the Freedom Tower in Tehran, Iran today, as protesters continued to demonstrate against contested election results. Image via AP]

Journo-nerd Bible the AP Stylebook—which last year unconscionably got rid of "riffraff" and "malarkey"—has been updated again. Things the AP just learned about in 2008: baba ghanoush, Twitter, and water sports.

The Susan Boyle fame narrative continues as expected. Reports came in last night that Scottish songbird, currently vying for the Britain's Got Talent crown, is crumbling under the pressure, causing her to lash out at fans. Like any good singer, she's following all the notes of insta-fame to a T.

Fleet Week is in full swing here in New York City, in honor of Memorial Day and all. I'm blowing off seventh and eighth and going to see the new Christian Slater, but I figured I'd leave with a sexy (um, sorta) sailor photo gallery. Happy Patriotism, everyone!

[An image of a thin band of Earth's atmosphere taken from the Space Shuttle Atlantis yesterday; image via AP]

[Woody Allen arriving at a Manhattan courthouse today, on his way to settling that American Apparel foofaraw. Image via AP]

[A very recent Temple grad heads straight for the career center today; image via AP]

[English folks walk by an advertisement in London, as the British economy tanks and no one goes shopping anymore; image via AP]

The Pulitzer Prizes were announced today, and the AP was on hand at various newsrooms to capture the celebration. Even though winning one doesn't matter, we've put together a small gallery of the best photos.

The AP is currently suing (and being sued by) Shepard Fairey over his famous 'Obama' image, stolen from the AP. Here's the front page of the AP photo site on Friday. Ha. SUBTLETY.

[Students, faculty, and staff from Rutgers University gather in New Brunswick, NJ to break the Guinness world record for most Waldos in a room at once. 1,052 people showed up. Image via AP]

[An 1848 daguerreotype shows the Upper West Side of Manhattan, along Broadway. It's believed to be one of the oldest known photographs of New York City. Sotheby's is auctioning, for an expected $50,000-70,000.]