If the American Apparel folks really wanted to feature "a Lindsay Lohan type" in one of their trademarked, porny hipster-underthings ads so badly, they should have just waited for her to get back from Cirque Lodge. With the underwhelming critical response to her last project and all those insurability issues awaiting her upon her return home to Los Angeles, they almost certainly could've obtained the services of the genuine article for a surprisingly reasonable quote.