...the only way he knows how.

Anderson Cooper is selling his $2.2 million West 38th St. apartment with a "view of the Empire State Building, stereophonic surround sound and designer lighting" that completes "a picture of perfection." (Not so perfect, apparently.) But now that the dapper Coop is homeless, where should he go next? That's actually not a rhetorical question. Suggestions? Send us your listings—keeping in mind, uh, lifestyle choices and, uh, budget—to tips@gawker.com. The winner gets a 12 percent fee. -KEW

So, for tax purposes, is this trip business or personal? JO

Our favorite CNN dreamboat, Anderson Cooper, gave quite an appearance on Conan last night. Not only did he confess his affection for a Latino fortune-teller who resembles a "botoxed Liberace," but he also admitted to his girly addiction:

While people with too much time on their hands debate whether or not CNN anchor Anderson Cooper is gay (but God, those eyes!), the commenters at Out.com, in response to Michael Musto's recent musings about Cooper, debate the situation's larger meaning:

Big news, everyone: our favorite CNN anchor Andy McCooperson (he with the mane purer than a baby in a burka), has finally been recognized for being perfectly dashing!

After yesterday's lengthy and passionate email correspondence with Vanderbilty CNN anchor Anderson Cooper, we were beginning to rethink the state of those shape-shifting CNN transcripts, in which Cooper's pronoun usage regarding The Gays went from "we" to "you" to "they" to "them." Or something like that. As promised, the lovely people at CNN have FedExed a tape of the interview to Gawker HQ and, once and for all, the transcripts are incorrect and, since the debacle, have been corrected. If you want to see for yourself (or just gaze at Andy's salty mane), the video is available online for your altogether disappointing perusal.
CNN Transcript Which Had Anderson Cooper 'Outing' Himself Inaccurate [The Blue Lemur]
Wonkette's Anderson Cooper Pronoun Problem [Wonkette]

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