Soon, America will celebrate the 100th birthday of that actor who was president during the 1980s, Ronald Reagan. How will sons Ron Jr. and Michael honor their father? By bickering on television about whether he had Alzheimer's in office.

We fully support the cause, and far be it from us to mock those who endeavor to end the painful suffering of millions of Americans and their families, but, you know, didn't anyone over there take a look at this event and think that maybe this wasn't the best choice of name for it?