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Existential Despair, Heartbreak, and Fireworks: The Emotional Arson Of The New York Times
Phyllis Nefler · 07/06/09 02:30AMThe Inevitable Fate Of Amanda Congdon's Glorious Rack
Foster Kamer · 06/28/09 06:45PMShot Through The Heart
Foster Kamer · 06/07/09 08:30PMHappily Ever After
Foster Kamer · 06/06/09 05:45PMThe Least Salacious Hookers With Rock N' Roll Story You'll Read This Week, But A Sweet One No Less
Foster Kamer · 06/06/09 12:30PMThe Chilean Ski Slopes Are Alive with the Sound of Music
Foster Kamer · 05/31/09 01:00PMScoring Sunday Nuptials: Her Daddy Made Me Do It
Foster Kamer · 05/24/09 04:30PMCougar Bride Apparently Ageless
Sheila · 10/13/08 04:28PMRebecca Gomez of Fox Business's Happy Hour, 41, married a 31-year-old gentleman last weekend. Not that we'd know that from reading their NYT wedding announcement—as Portfolio points out, her age isn't listed in the announcement, although his is... (The Times' policy is to list the ages of both bride and groom.) [Portfolio]
That Nanny Diaries Girl Just Got Married; Why Haven't You?
Sheila · 07/07/08 09:52AMNicola Kraus, 33, who co-wrote the Nanny Diaries (later a Scarlett Johansson film!) with Emma McLaughlin, is in the Vows section of the Times this Sunday. She used to date "toxic freak shows," she says—but now she's married to a cute guy, David Wheir, so that's all behind her. Up until her wedding, she was suffering from that modern problem of being successful in every area but love (just like the main character in every chick-lit book!)
Media Wedding of the Year
ian spiegelman · 05/18/08 12:02PMWedding Announcements So Compelling They Made A Movie
alexisss · 01/28/08 09:27AMMOST UNLIKELY SIDE PROJECTS COUPLED WITH WORST DJ NAME: The last graf of the otherwise hum drum Katherine Applegarth and Matthew Simons wedding (she's a marketing and business consultant; he's an assistant professor of emergency medicine at Mount Sinai School of Medicine) read: "The bride is also a founding member of the Suburbia Roller Derby league of Westchester County, using the name Rat-Tat-Kat. The bridegroom is a D.J. known as G-Funk, playing at bars and clubs in Brooklyn and Manhattan."
Multi-ethnic-est Couple And Other Awards
internalexis · 01/21/08 01:22PMAlixandra Smith & Daniel Richenthal Are A Success!
aswerdloff · 12/18/07 01:50PMThe Weddings and Celebrations in the Sunday 'New York Times' are a textual analysis-rebuffing, context-free and statistically random series of events described objectively that have nothing to do with the fact that you're single and still using that one dirty towel after you shower. You HUMAN FILTH. Intern Alexis judges the vows.
Douglas O'Connor And Jeanne Conway Are Happier Than You
aswerdloff · 12/10/07 02:10PMMartha Sutphen And Richard Stock Have Something To Sort Out
aswerdloff · 12/03/07 01:00PMThe weekly Weddings and Celebrations section in the 'New York Times' is your guide to who is superior to you—and who is worse than whom. But don't you know: They're all winners, because they're newly-married, and you're single again, or thinking about a divorce, and just generally losing all the time. It's like the brilliant Ann Magnuson always said: Maybe you should have married Junior, the Vietnam vet parking attendant! Would it be so bad?
Joshua Stein · 11/23/07 10:40AM
Remember that guy A.O. Scott, the Times critic we gave thanks for on Wednesday? This is what I found out about him at Thanksgiving. First, he's the son of Joan Wolloch Scott and Donald Scott. She is the smart-sounding Harold F. Linder Professor at the School of Social Science in the Institute for Advanced Study in Princeton, NJ. Donald Scott is the less-smart sounding (but equally smart) Professor of American History at CUNY. But you could get all that you could get from Wikipedia. This, you can't: On A.O. Scott's wedding day ten or so years ago BOTH his parents announced they were gay. Apparently smart people can have bad timing. This also explains A.O.'s very tortured and complex relationship with Margot at the Wedding!