And we have a winner. Ya know, if we knew you people would do this kind of thing for us, we never would have looked for another job in the first place.

Getting much, much closer, people! Celebrity rack PLUS booze. If we can just find something that's not an aperitif, you'll have made me a happy boy indeed. Thanks, Mark!

Now this is EXACTLY what we're talking about. Cleavage, booze, CHUGGING... there's something about this image that reminds us of something else, something we can't quite put our finger on. Man, we're not gonna get any work done for the rest of the afternoon.

From the mailbag: "DO NOT LEAVE US." Couple more cleavage-and-booze shots like these, possibly more revealing, and possibly with the brown liquors, and I'll consider it.

Remember how on her last day as Gawker Editor Jess Coen posted lots of pictures of adorable puppies and kittens? Well, it's my last day but I fucking hate animals. So here's a picture with two of my favorite things: cleavage and alcohol. Enjoy! If anyone out there has a picture of hot nude girls drinking Wild Turkey straight from the bottle, send them along and maybe I'll put 'em up. Either way, I'll make use of them. [Full Bodied]