Did you steal millions of bees from California beekeepers this year? If so—buddy, why’d you do that? You just stole millions of fucking bees.

Pretty much everyone likes almonds because they taste good and they're pretty healthy for your body. If someone wants to talk trash about almonds just to look cool? Get a life!!

They fight weight gain, belly fat, diabetes, and cholesterol—almonds may be the world's single healthiest snack, despite being just the fourth-best nut.

The California drought is killing all the almonds, causing prices to surge to record levels and sending major buyers scrambling across the globe for new sources of almond supplies. Damn. Almonds are good though.

I don't know this for sure, but I'd guess that almonds are one of the most popular nuts in America. And why not? They are good. In fact, I'd say almonds are the fourth-best nut you'll find anywhere.