Ali MacGraw (the 70s-it-girl-currently-in-her-70s) went on Oprah's show ato demystify perhaps the worst pseudo-profundity in movie history. You're familiar with the much-parodied and little-understood quote from Love Story, "Love means never having to say you're sorry." So much for that.

MSNBC's Rachel Maddow is turning 36 today. A man Maddow probably isn't very fond of, Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, is turning 59. Movie director Barry Sonnenfeld is 56. Actress/scenester Bijou Phillips is turning 29. Debbie Reynolds is 77. Actress Ali MacGraw is 71. Method Man is 38. And everyone's favorite sleazy porn king, Mr. Joe Francis, will get to celebrate his 36th birthday on of prison this year.