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Multi-ethnic-est Couple And Other Awards

internalexis · 01/21/08 01:22PM

Alexis Swerdloff hands out awards to the couples who celebrated their nuptials with a write-up this weekend in the New York Times.

Olivia Cowley & Julian Wassenaar Are Scion-tologists

aswerdloff · 06/04/07 02:49PM

Each week, Intern Alexis tallies up the status indicators of all the couples who've found it necessary to shove their connubial bliss in our faces via the Times Weddings & Celebrations section, so that we can feel superior to them in some small way that we can trick ourselves into thinking is more valuable than material wealth.

Mazel Tov, Cathy Chavkin and Daniel Schmerin!

aswerdloff · 05/21/07 03:25PM

Each week, Intern Alexis tallies up the status indicators of all the couples who've found it necessary to shove their connubial bliss in our faces via the Times Weddings & Celebrations section, so that we can feel superior to them in some small way that we can trick ourselves into thinking is more valuable than material wealth.

Eliza Harrington & Minor Myers III Seem Very Nice

aswerdloff · 05/14/07 04:18PM

As noted philosopher Carrie Bradshaw once put it, the New York Times wedding announcements are "the straight woman's sports pages." Altarcations is all about scoring the game. Each week, we evaluate the latest newlyweds, based on an elaborate rating system, described below.

Soogy Lee & Nathan Taft Are Old But Pedigreed

aswerdloff · 05/07/07 03:55PM

As noted philosopher Carrie Bradshaw once put it, the New York Times wedding announcements are "the straight woman's sports pages." Altarcations is all about scoring the game. Each week, we evaluate the latest newlyweds, based on an elaborate rating system, described below.

Model Yourselves On Sara Galvan & Luke Bronin

aswerdloff · 04/30/07 02:52PM

As noted philosopher Carrie Bradshaw once put it, the New York Times wedding announcements are "the straight woman's sports pages." Altarcations is all about scoring the game. Each week, we evaluate the latest newlyweds, based on an elaborate rating system, described below.

Altarcations: Salima Vahabzadeh & Paul Sheppard

aswerdloff · 04/23/07 03:45PM

As noted philosopher Carrie Bradshaw once put it, the New York Times wedding announcements are "the straight woman's sports pages." Altarcations is all about scoring the game. Each week, we evaluate the latest newlyweds, based on an elaborate rating system, described below.

Altarcations: Victoria Potterton + Austin Zalkin

aswerdloff · 04/16/07 02:56PM

As noted philosopher Carrie Bradshaw once put it, the New York Times wedding announcements are "the straight woman's sports pages." Altarcations is all about scoring the game. Each week, we evaluate the latest newlyweds, based on an elaborate rating system, described below.

Altarcations: Rachel Leifer & Joshua Norman

aswerdloff · 04/09/07 01:23PM

As noted philosopher Carrie Bradshaw once put it, the New York Times wedding announcements are "the straight woman's sports pages." Altarcations is all about scoring the game. Each week, we evaluate the latest newlyweds, based on an elaborate rating system, described below.

Altarcations: Kathleen Walsh & John von Rosenberg

aswerdloff · 04/02/07 01:20PM

As noted philosopher Carrie Bradshaw once put it, the New York Times wedding announcements are "the straight woman's sports pages." Altarcations is all about scoring the game. Each week, we evaluate the latest newlyweds, based on an elaborate rating system, described below.

Altarcations: Martha Flach & Austin Wilkie

aswerdloff · 03/26/07 03:21PM

As noted philosopher Carrie Bradshaw once put it, the New York Times wedding announcements are "the straight woman's sports pages." Altarcations is all about scoring the game. Each week, we evaluate the latest newlyweds, based on an elaborate rating system, described below.

Altarcations: Patricia Haggerty & Brian Dodwell

aswerdloff · 03/19/07 01:04PM

As noted philosopher Carrie Bradshaw once put it, the New York Times wedding announcements are "the straight woman's sports pages." Altarcations is all about scoring the game. Each week, we evaluate the latest newlyweds, based on an elaborate rating system, described below.

Altarcations: Hanna Swacker and Jesse Kurnit

Emily Gould · 03/12/07 04:45PM

As noted philosopher Carrie Bradshaw once put it, the New York Times wedding announcements are "the straight woman's sports pages." Altarcations is all about scoring the game. Each week, we evaluate the latest newlyweds, based on an elaborate rating system, described below.

Altarcations: Stacey Harris And Daniel Maman

Choire · 03/05/07 01:00PM

As noted philosopher Carrie Bradshaw once put it, the New York Times wedding announcements are "the straight woman's sports pages." Altarcations is all about scoring the game. Each week, we evaluate the latest newlyweds, based on an elaborate rating system, described below.

Altarcations: Leah Popowich and Andrew Hohns

Emily Gould · 02/26/07 01:27PM

As noted philosopher Carrie Bradshaw once put it, the New York Times wedding announcements are "the straight woman's sports pages." Altarcations is all about scoring the game. Every week, we will evaluate the latest newlyweds, based on an elaborate rating system, described below.

Altarcations: Christy Sylvester and Joseph Patt

Emily Gould · 02/19/07 03:16PM

As noted philosopher Carrie Bradshaw once put it, the New York Times wedding announcements are "the straight woman's sports pages." Altarcations is all about scoring the game. Every week, we will evaluate the latest newlyweds, based on an elaborate rating system, described below.