In a new political ad from the Jewish Council for Research and Education — the Alexander Soros-funded super PAC behind Sarah Silverman's successful pro-Obama spots — action movie star Samuel L. Jackson sends up his ultra-viral narration of Adam Mansbach's adult-oriented childen's book Go the Fuck to Sleep with a "bedtime story" similarly penned by Mansbach entitled "Wake the Fuck Up."

A downtown magazine is looking for you. Provided, that is, you've been in a coma for the past year, you just woke up, but you haven't had the time to catch up on the news yet. Per the casting call notice:

The Soros family has been very kind to New York State Democrats! More than a million has flowed to the party and various members of the State Senate, contributions made by George, son Robert, daughter-in-law Melissa, other son Jonathan, and other daughter-in-law Jennifer. Alex Soros, however, clearly had better things to do. [NYO]

Alexander Soros looks like he's having a great summer! The 22-year-old son of billionaire financier George Soros (and his second wife, Susan), Alex graduated from NYU in May, but he certainly hasn't been spending the summer in search of a job. He's been chilling at dad's house in Southampton, drinking 40s while cruising on the family boat, and making out with the babes at places like La Playa and Pink Elephant. He's still listing himself as "unemployed" on his Facebook page (which is open to all!), but we're sure that will change once Daddy gets involved. A job working for Obama? A corner office at his dad's famed hedge fund? Keep your eye on this kid: He's going places!