This is your last chance to stock up on Four Loko: The alcoholic energy drink will be removed from store shelves by December 13.

It's Saturday morning so there's a good chance you're hung over. Not very fun! But at least you're not this girl, who got stuck in a dryer presumably after some serious drinking. And then her friends put it on YouTube.

The craze over Four Loko may soon come to an end—if a planned FDA ban on all caffeinated alcoholic beverages goes into effect—and Taiwan's NMA TV has reenacted the saga with one of its signature animations. Watch inside.

The swift collapse of Four Loko's empire now has the backing of White House narcs. Barack Obama's drug czar, Gil Kerlikowske — boo! — supports the FDA's effective ban on these comical caffeine-and-alcohol hybrids. We are the lamest country, ever.

Click to view New York Assembleyman Felix Ortiz feels so strongly about protecting his constituents from the poison Four Loko that he put his own life at risk by drinking it, on TV. Thank goodness a doctor was on hand.

The caffeine-infused cultural phenomenon known as Four Loko will no longer contain caffeine, guarana or taurine, according to a statement last night from its producer, Phusion Projects. The company remained defiant, saying, "the combination of alcohol and caffeine is safe."

Since it's an Australian product, you may not be familiar with Bundaberg's gimmick: the company began as a serendipitous solution to a sugar surplus. In other words, it's a perfect excuse for this steampunk silliness.

After a fun campaign of widespread panic resulting in four state bans and an irresistible opportunity for political grandstanding, it looks like the FDA is set to ban caffeinated alcohol drinks once and for all—everywhere in America.

It looks like Four Loko's run in New York is coming to an end.

"Were you that much of a drunk?" And so opens Oprah's much anticipated interview with George W. Bush. Watch as the former president drudges up an anecdote from his ole "drunk as a skunk" days.

An all-you-can-drink Four Loko party on the Lower East Side was shut down by the host for legal reasons. Bummer.

The NY State Liquor Authority is trying to ban gross caffeinated alcoholic drink Four Loko.

We can only assume that this perilous concoction is a byproduct of laboratory attempts to reproduce the legendary "Brown Russian." Also featured: the world's strongest beer, and a real-world version of "Duff Beer" that isn't beer at all.

The sale of Four Loko — the caffeinated booze of choice for totally awesome college dudes — has been banned in Michigan, and stores have 30 days to remove it from shelves. You can still purchase across state lines, though!

A group of Brooklyn teens this summer took to the streets of Bed-Stuy to count billboards and posters that promote alcohol in their neighborhood. The most frequently spotted ad? "A Spike Lee Collaboration" with Absolut Vodka. How shocking!

According to a new study from a former UK chief drugs adviser, alcohol is more harmful to users and to wider society than heroin or crack, and all three are far more harmful than cannabis, ecstasy, or magic mushrooms.

This has finally happened: Scientists have successfully grown a "miniature" human liver using stem cells. It's still in the early stages, but this is great news for drinkers of all ages. However, the ability to manufacture livers is years away.

It's true that we'll never see actual video from inside the Plaza Hotel suite that Charlie Sheen trashed while on a cocaine and alcohol-fueled naked rampage, but this animated reenactment—from Taiwanese company NMA—is a great consolation. Watch inside.

In America, we trust our kids to responsibly consume rum and coke, or vodka and Red Bull, or six crushed-up Vivarins dissolved in a Solo cup full of Everclear. But caffeine and alcohol in the same can? Absolutely not.

This morning on The Early Show, after sitting through a scary segment on the dangers of every frat boy's favorite elixir, Four Loko, Maggie Rodriguez couldn't help but sample the "blackout in a can". Then, she sampled even more.