Remember when everyone peed their pants about trying embassy bomber Ahmed Ghailani in a U.S. civilian court? He was just sentenced to life in prison. Maybe now we can try the rest of the Guantanamo detainees here?

Lock and load, New Yorkers. A terrorist has just entered the island of Manhattan. We also have a pirate here, and Bernie Madoff, cause we are the baddest, yea! But seriously, a terrorist is here, to kill you.