After a Toronto Star investigation, the Canadian government has acknowledged that it used Agent Orange — the same cancer- and birth defect-causing chemical used by the U.S. military to clear the jungles of Vietnam — to clear brush from roadsides in Ontario between the 1950s and 1980s. Yes, until the fucking 80s!

Who is more orange? Judge/fashion designer sort of/lost child of the Oompaloompas Michael Kors, or contestant/tweeker/Norfin troll Blayne? It's really a tough call. I know Kors looks more orange in this photo, but on the show, Blayne, who admits to having "a ridiculous obsession with tanning," looks pretty damn tangerine. Here's hoping that they'll share some tanning bed time on the show, Kors murmuring "Lil' Abner Barbie" over and over again while Blayne twitches and scratches at his scalp. And maybe they won't be the only ones there! Take a look at some other famous, tanned New Yorkers after the jump.