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Thatz Not Okay: A Doorman at the Gates of Hell; A Bus Full of Lies
Caity Weaver · 07/25/13 06:01PM
Princeton Mom Will Publish Pages of Counsel For You in Self-Help Book
Maggie Lange · 07/09/13 04:03PM
Susan A. Patton, who quickly became known as Princeton Mom after doling out unsolicited counsel to young Princeton women in an editorial in the University's daily newspaper, is getting her very own book deal. That's right, Simon & Schuster's Gallery Books is set to publish the world's most embarrassing mom's book. It's called SMARTEN UP! Words of Wisdom from the Princeton Mom.
Hamilton Nolan · 06/27/13 09:41AM
Insufferable Article Written
Hamilton Nolan · 06/19/13 02:01PM
Do Not Buy Newsweek
Hamilton Nolan · 05/29/13 01:36PM
Thomas Friedman Writes an Ad for His Daughter's College Roommate
Hamilton Nolan · 05/29/13 07:49AM
Middle-Aged Celeb Mag Castoff Hilariously Channels Millennials
Hamilton Nolan · 05/14/13 10:49AM
A long time ago, Bonnie Fuller was the editor of real (if vapid) celebrity rags like Star and Us Weekly. But now she's just the editor of a very pink website called HollywoodLife.com, and the author of bizarre celebrity conspiracy theory columns. And a simpleton pundit for the most gullible elements of the advertising industry!
Thatz Not Okay: Jerking Off at a Slumber Party; Decaf Demonry
Caity Weaver · 04/25/13 05:27PM
In Defense of Masturbation
Adam Weinstein · 04/15/13 12:16PM
Not-Fucking Your Professor, Confronting a Nibble-Nabble Bandit, and Other Questionable Advice
Caity Weaver · 04/11/13 03:55PM
Video Proves That Angry Beavers Are No Joke, People
Adam Weinstein · 04/11/13 12:27PMIt's spring, and you want to get out into nature, and take deep breaths of the forest's cold sweet damp, and commune with the wildlife, and maybe snap a few pics or a Vine to remember the life-affirming majesty.
'Fixing' Your Letter of Recommendation, Firing Your Personal Chauffeur, and Other Questionable Advice
Caity Weaver · 03/21/13 05:00PM
'Ski More Cheaply,' and Other Real Money-Saving Advice From Bankers
Hamilton Nolan · 03/21/13 10:54AM
Chopping Off a Dog's Balls, Auctioning Off a Friend's Belongings, and Other Questionable Advice
Caity Weaver · 03/14/13 02:50PM
It Would Be Great if Millionaires Would Not Lecture Us on 'Living With Less'
Hamilton Nolan · 03/11/13 03:50PM
There is something about achieving great financial success that seduces people into believing that they are life coaches. This problem seems particularly endemic to the tech millionaire set. You are not simply Some Fucking Guy Who Sold Your Internet Company For a Lot of Money; you are a lifestyle guru, with many important and penetrating insight about How to Live that must be shared with the common people.
Booting a Bookworm Off the Treadmill, Bachelorette Partying with Your Husband's Mom, and Other Questionable Advice
Caity Weaver · 03/07/13 06:06PM
Watching Porn at Starbucks, Polluting a Party with Strangers, and Other Questionable Advice [UPDATE]
Caity Weaver · 02/28/13 06:30PM
TV Minister Pat Robertson Confirms Demons Could Be Clinging to Your Thrift Store Threads
Maggie Lange · 02/26/13 03:59PM
And you thought bringing home some bed bugs or a coat that smells like R. Kelly's sheets was your biggest thrift store concern. Turns out there are bigger demons at play, and those demons could be attaching themselves to your new garments—this confirmed by TV personality and minister Pat Robertson. He responded to this viewer's question:
