You know those days where nothing seems to go right? And nothing you do seems to fix the problem? BBC Scotland is having one of those days, poor thing. It's okay, guys! No one knows what Rudolph Hess looks like, anyway. And who cares about the weather forecast? It's Scotland! The forecast is: Cloudy! With a chance of fried stuff!

"Why is Crate & Barrel selling Goatee Hitler?" a reader asks. Well, CB2 is the "hip" C&B spinoff, which would explain why the Führer-esque grim expression and bowl haircut are paired with a goatee. But orange? So not Adolf's color.