Today at Gawker.TV, the Real World's latest cast includes an emotional-yet-homophobic skater bro, Stephen Colbert solves the mystery of King Tut's missing unit, how to take an icing like a real bro, and Jason Segel gets interviewed by a 10-year-old.

Freakishly good ballet dancer, Alex Wong, wowed the SYTYCD studio into a wild standing ovation with his insane hip hop number last night. After the cheering ceased, everyone calmed down... well... almost everyone. Adam wasn't exactly subtle with his praise.

Miley Cyrus gave a 44-year-old gay director a lap dance. Isaac Mizrahi grabbed Scarlett Johansson's boob. Gay men and straight girls: Keep stray hands, butts, and body parts to yourselves. Just because there's no sexual tension doesn't mean it's OK.

She's 16 in the video; the guy is 44. Lil' Wayne gets caught with prison contraband. Tyra picks a fight with Palin. Leonardo DiCaprio is mistaken for a normal person. Ian McKellen is mistaken for a beggar. Wednesday gossip arrives.

If you were like me, last night you were watching the show with plenty of questions. Why so long? Why so bad? Who is that weird red-haired lady crashing the stage? Well, we found some answers and even more questions.

What have times come to when Steven Spielberg turns down money? Has it really come to that? Is there some way we can all pitch in? Or is it all part of some master plan...

Is there such a thing as a sure thing anymore? Sony seems to think so but the list surely gets ever shorter.