The lady network has had success with the Holloway story before, so they're going again. Great. Also today: a show gets canceled, Paul Rudd is the king of Ireland, and Kim Kardashian takes a stab at legitimacy.

Things you'll learn on comedian/actor Adam Goldberg's fantastic "tour" of LA with VBS.tv: (1) Rihanna's (supposedly) his neighbor, her security guards are shitty, (2) Silverlake restaurants: shitty, (3) his Silverlake hipster friends: shitty cheapskates. It's bizarre, wonderful, and very LA.

The most terrifying woman on cable news, Nancy Grace, turns 50 today. Director Sam Raimi and "Weird Al" Yankovic are both turning 50 today, too. Actor Ryan Reynolds is 33. Oscar-winning director Ang Lee is 55. Writer Augusten Burroughs is turning 44. ABC News correspondent Brian Ross turns 61. Jessica Stroup of 90210 is 23. Retired soccer legend Pelé is turning 69. Andy Warhol muse Jane Holzer is 69. And Meghan McCain turns 25 today. A list of people celebrating their birthdays this weekend is below.

Fashion star Zac Posen celebrates his 28th birthday today. Actor Kevin Kline is 61. Law & Order's B.D. Wong is 48. R&B singer Monica is turning 28. Shenae Grimes of 90210 is 19. Your favorite bisexual MTV personality, Tila Tequila, is 27. And Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich celebrates his 42nd birthday today. Weekend birthdays after the jump.

After some reflection, Adam Goldberg allowed that the guy in the Ronald McDonald suit might have been genuinely curious about his career when he asked what the actor's been up to since he was Chandler's creepy roomate on Friends, and that lighting him on fire was an impulsive overreaction to a perceived slight.