"Acupuncture started as a procedure for horses, according to Dr. Marc Siebert at the Lower East Side Animal Hospital, so there’s no reason not to be using it on dogs now."

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Defense Secretary Robert Gates says the Pentagon is using a "number of unorthodox approaches" to treat post-traumatic stress, "including aromatherapy, acupuncture, stuff like that." We have a copy of Pure Moods, if the Army wants it. [Reuters]