Breaking Bad star Aaron Paul is pissed that Toys R Us has stopped selling action figures from the show at the behest of a concerned Florida mom. Like costar Bryan Cranston, Paul took to Twitter to defend the toys, pointing out that the toy chain sells plenty of things more harmful to kids than a Jesse Pinkman doll. And furthermore, "yeah, bitch."

Kids' retailer Toys R Us has agreed to pull a line of Breaking Bad action figures from its shelves after a petition campaign started by a Florida mom.

Being a comic book hero is not enough: Mark Zuckerberg is an action figure too, courtesy of the people who created last year's Steve Jobs action figure. Note the presence of "fuck you" sandals. [MIC Gadget via Mashable]

OK, so technically they don't exist, but here's an amazing parody ad for Brontë Sisters Power Dolls, who must "fight evil publishers to get their books into print." If you're not already sold, I have one word for you: Brontësaurus!

Who would pay $80 for an action figure of Steve Jobs? Many geeks, apparently; MIC Gadget already sold its whole production run of 300 dolls. We say wait for the model that can scream "not fucking blue enough!" at you.

Action toys have finally found a place to vent their emotions: YouTube! These are kind of like excerpts from an R-rated, live-action Toy Story, if there's such a thing. In one, Snow Patrol Commando rants about racism in the workplace:

What are we going to do about jobs in this country? There are only like four jobs, total. Until Alvin Greene becomes senator! The weird South Carolina candidate has a plan for everyone to make Alvin Greene action figures.

A Connecticut company successfully trolled for blog links by distributing pictures of a Michele Bachmann "action figure." It's wearing giant platform shoes and looks a little like... Demi Moore, maybe? The eyes could be crazier.

Just in time to catch the extreme tail end of the news cycle, it's the Congressman Joe Wilson action figure. Buy several while they're still hot! This action figure also talks. Can you guess what he says? We're not telling.

Here's the perfect accessory for those of you who have watched your 401Ks implode in recent months (or those of you who've been watching the market tank this afternoon): The company that brought you that novelty Jesus action figures a few years back is now capitalizing on current events with "Wall Street Victim" figurines. "These poor people represent the emotions many of us went through as we watched our investments plummet to unimaginable lows and then plummet some more," reads the product description. At the rate things are going, though, the company's "Angry Mob Play Set" may end up being a more appropriate purchase in the near future. [McPhee.com]