accidents

Aerosmith's Steven Tyler Is Not Dead, Says Best Press Release Ever

Foster Kamer · 08/08/09 12:45PM

Enormous-mouthed lead singer of seminal Boston rock band Aerosmith (sorry, Boston, the band), Steven Tyler, fell off a stage while performing a crazy twirly dance. His other daughter, Mia, released a PR statement to TMZ last night. This is classic:

Disney's Scariest Ride: The Monorail Crash

Foster Kamer · 07/05/09 12:55PM

At Walt Disney World in Orlando, around 2 A.M last night: two monorails collided. One employee piloting the monorail was killed, no tourists were seriously injured.

Pattinson To the Pavement

cityfile · 06/18/09 11:49AM

Twilight star Robert Pattinson was hit by a taxi in front of the Strand on Broadway today, supposedly as he attempted to flee a group of hysterical fans: "A team of five security guards were trying to fend off a crowd of teenaged girls when Rob was leaving the bookstore. It was pouring rain as they tried to hustle him quickly across the busy street to the safety of his trailer. Some of the teen girls were hysterical and Rob rushed across the road. As he did so, a taxi grazed him." Got that? It grazed him. So he's fine. Please pass that message along to your 16-year-old cousin, okay? Thanks. [RadarOnline/National Enquirer]