Today at Gawker.TV, The Simpsons ponder gender-neutral names, Elisabeth Hasselbeck returns to The View and defends Obama, George Lopez makes all the same monologue jokes, we've discovered the next Antiques Roadshow, and The Onion takes aim at 24-hour news networks.

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