On Access Hollywood Live promoting his comedy tour, which largely features ex-wife Roseanne, Tom Arnold talked about the time she stabbed him for smashing some of her cookies. No matter how much time goes by, it never gets less insane.

On today's Access Hollywood Live, Billy Bush turned the conversation to The Situation's awkward family photo of he and his siblings wearing turtlenecks Good thing he's already got a book, workout DVD, and a protein vodka for purchase!

The winner of America's Next Top Model hit up Access Hollywood Live this morning and she took Billy Bush questions about her awkward, bullied years in stride. Back in high school, Billy would so have been the bullying type.

During an interview with Justin Timberlake, Billy Bush and Kit Hoover wanted to tell the singer how much they loved his song "Weiner in a Box." Timberlake found it quite funny that the hosts were so timid, so did we!

Poor Jonathan Lipnicki. He only talk about his new film in hopes of leaving his child-actor past behind him, but all Billy Bush and Kit wanted to do was talk about Jerry Macguire. With a split-screen. Cue the cringe-worthy insults!

Tyra Banks came out of hiding today for an appearance on Access Hollywood Live. If you're anything like me, you miss seeing her every day on Tyra. Never fear! She's up to her usual antics in this interview.

This morning, Access Hollywood Live invited Hillary Duff on to talk about her recent marriage to hockey player Mike Comrie. There's at least one interesting tale in here: on the day of her wedding, her tooth fell out.

When George Lopez got the call from TBS about Conan, he decided they'd pave the way for the future of Late Night. "If you look at David Letterman and Jay Leno, they're in their 60s and their audience reflects that."

Taylor Swift fancies herself a romantic heroine of sorts. That's why she seems convinced her songs are worthy because they "express" so much about her relationships. It doesn't help that Access Hollywood buys into delusions of grandeur.

During a story about Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's new book on Access Hollywood Live, Jenny McCarthy posed a very important (if not mind-blowing) question: Is the man whose book teaches how to "creep on chicks" and "avoid grenades" actually unattractive?!

Anyone that's seen Willow's new video for "Whip My Hair" can attest that her presence goes beyond her age. Outside of music-video-land, she's still a little girl. This morning she chatted about her hair, nails, and love of Golden Girls.

Today Billy Bush implied that Audrina Patridge is a woman of loose morals. He stated she "must be agile" since she was on The Hills, and follows up her comment about "club dancing experience," inquiring if she means table dancing.

"No, they're not airbrushed," began Bret Michaels when he was asked about his recent nude Billboard cover, "I'm like The Situation's older older brother." Why won't he admit that he's been even a little brushed up for a magazine cover?

Billy Bush discussed his religious experience during Glee last night. Watch him thank God for DVRs (and their almost-miraculous ability to let him fast forward though the risque parts) and inform us about what he prayed for last night.

Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna were on Access Hollywood Live to promote their reality show, but everyone wanted to talk about her mouth. Lisa lost 48 micrograms and Harry still loves kissing those fish-like lips! Whatever floats your boat, dude.

Technical difficulties aside, it was fun to hear Jimmy Fallon talk about how his "History of Rap" performance with Justin Timberlake and The Roots came to be. This is worth watching for his soulja boy "Superman" dance skills alone!

During a segment about Seal's new music video, Kit Hoover admits to being "very aroused." She explains that she wants to watch another shirtless man on a loop. Just wait til she just starts yelling "naked!" over and over...

While Britney, Lindsay, and Paris are currently experiencing plenty of drama in their lives, Access Hollywood decided to remember the "good times" when the three of them would simply go out and get drunk together.

This morning The Hoff graced the stage of Access Hollywood Live to talk about his latest gig on DWTS. He has to wear a "onesie" and doesn't know who The Situation is... but he's giving it 135% of his effort!

On Access Hollywood Live, Tim Gunn took the bait when asked for his opinion on Michaele and Tareq Salahi calling them "sociopaths." Lucky for us, they were listening to every word on standby! Cringe-worthy video and the Salahi's response, inside!