Everyone in Washington wants constant sex with Congressman Aaron Schock, 29, because his shirt is usually either off or purply-pink, with a neon teal belt. Today, the New York Times asks him, what's it like being Illinois' hot sex representative?

Last week we published a photo of GOP Rep. Aaron Schock at a White House picnic wearing a terrifying purple and teal outfit from Hell. Washington gays love him! And how does Schock respond to all of this gay-Internet fame?

[A tipster sends along this miraculous photo—which is "jamming up the gay staff listserve" on Capitol Hill — of GOP Rep. Aaron Schock (right) at Tuesday night's White House picnic. Did he win any prizes? Click to enlarge.]

Despite my best efforts, I was born in the 1980s. So is the youngest member of Congress, Peoria, Illinois' Aaron Schock, after defeating 50 year old Democrat Colleen Callahan on November 4th. Winning around 59 percent of the vote in his urban district, the young Schock is already a rising star in the Republican party, and his devious grasp of new tactics has launched him next to Bobby Jindal in the annals of Hope and Change Republicans. Know this: my insidious generation will do absolutely anything it can to get your vote. This is just the beginning — there's nothing the media loves more than a fresh face, but promise me that you won't look a millennial politician directly in the eyes:A Republican had never won Schock's inner-city district before this election, and he did so by campaigning as a compassionate, benevolent Republican, reaching out to the African-American population in the area with a series of frightening commercials: