For decades, tormented alcoholics have taken comfort in the clear, soul-penetrating language of AA's "Big Book," which serves as a guide down the path to sobriety. Now they're publishing the original manuscript, with all the edits. Confusion ahoy, alcoholics!

A new scientific study has determined that Alcoholics Anonymous members drink more coffee and smoke more cigarettes than the population at large. Now that they have that one taken care of, can someone please find out whether baseball fans like Cracker Jacks? [Reuters]