a-call-to-the-bullpen
If I Stay Perfectly Still, Nobody Will Realize I'm The Guy From 'The Notebook'
Douglas Reinhardt · 06/30/08 11:40AMK-Fed Gives Big Thumbs Up To The Movies He Watched On The Plane
Douglas Reinhardt · 06/27/08 05:30PMIt's All Over The Front Page, You Give Me Road Rage
Douglas Reinhardt · 06/27/08 01:15PMWell, If T.R. Likes It, Then I'm Buying It
Douglas Reinhardt · 06/27/08 11:45AMJennifer, If You Ever Need A Shoulder To Cry On, Just Let Me Know
Douglas Reinhardt · 06/26/08 05:30PMWhere Is Everybody? I Thought Everybody Loved The Beach
Douglas Reinhardt · 06/26/08 02:50PMTootie Is At The Coffee Shop Across The Street? No Way!
Douglas Reinhardt · 06/26/08 01:45PMLet Me Explain The Fanny Pack First
Douglas Reinhardt · 06/25/08 05:25PMDamn Girl, Hate To See You Leave But I Love To Watch You Go
Douglas Reinhardt · 06/25/08 02:30PMYou Better Not Be Lying About That 'Arrested Development' Movie!
Douglas Reinhardt · 06/25/08 11:40AMEither I'm Super Tall Or Everyone Else Is Real Tiny
Douglas Reinhardt · 06/24/08 05:55PMI Love My Job! I Get Paid To Hang Out With Will Smith!
Douglas Reinhardt · 06/24/08 01:20PMKatherine Heigl Decides To Make It A Bikini Summer
Douglas Reinhardt · 06/24/08 11:25AMAffleck Remembers The Good Old Days
Douglas Reinhardt · 06/23/08 06:20PMGas Is Even Too Expensive For Famous People
Douglas Reinhardt · 06/23/08 04:15PMDon't You Think Jack Bauer Deserves To Get The New iPhone A Few Weeks Early?
Douglas Reinhardt · 06/23/08 11:55AM
*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.
This Lemonade Is Not Even Close To Being As Tart As I Am
Douglas Reinhardt · 06/20/08 04:25PMYou Know It's A Slow News Day When Louis C.K. Gets His Picture Taken
Douglas Reinhardt · 06/20/08 02:00PMComedian's comedian and actor Louis C.K. was spotted by a paparazzi photographer while out in New York City. C.K. asked for the real reason why the photographer was taking a picture of him. The photographer thought for a minute and debated between saying something polite ("Hey, I loved you in that one show!") or being honest. The photographer ended up going the honest route and told C.K. that he had heard a scoop that Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson were in the adjacent area and that he just wanted to make sure his camera's focus was still working. C.K. nodded and said, "Well, just don't let Dane Cook steal this bit from me and you, okay?"
