Actor Shelley Malil was found guilty this week of attempted murder for stabbing his ex-girlfriend 20 times. He didn't help himself in court by re-enacting how he stabbed her for the judge and jury, knife in hand.

This movie is an insult to the mouth-breathers who enjoyed "Epic Movie." The trailer for "The 40 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It," is worse than you can possibly imagine. (NSFW)

Since we noted the promotional auction of a "date" with the 40 Year Old Virgin a little while ago, the bids have soared from $51 to $4050. But did current bidder ladave323 realize that he wasn't betting on a chance to steal away an actual virgin's closely guarded virtue, just some premiere tickets? One reader raises an interesting question:

Not even eBay, haven for the gray market exchange of items that may or may not have touched celebrities, is immune from the ideas of movie marketing visionaries, who've decided that "Hey, the kids love the online auctions, don't they?" and seemingly offered the virginity of a 40 year-old virgin to the highest bidder: