In an unusual turn for the notoriously campy show, 1,000 Ways To Die gives viewers a quick, but practical lesson about toxic plants. Watch and learn about the Oleander, Foxglove, and Hemlock. And whatever you do, don't consume them!

In an attempt to relive her glory days, an aging beauty queen decides to attempt an at-home Botox treatment. While DIY plastic surgery is highly inadvisable, using corn oil in lieu of Botox is really dumb and, well, possibly deadly.

This week on 1,000 Ways to Die, we learn what happens when a man's porn addiction spirals out of control. Watch as his greatest source of pleasure ("smut") causes his ultimate pain (death).

Trichophagia is a compulsive need to consume hair. Unfortunately for those with this disorder, hair cannot be digested by humans and can result in bodily harm. On 1,000 Ways to Die, one woman learns this lesson the hard way.

The bizarre death countdown continued on the season premiere of 1,000 Ways to Die. Last night we learned of a proctologist who inhaled a flame ball sparked by his surgical tool and his patient's natural "exhaust," leading to death.

Last night's 1000 Ways to Die once again found a way to take the fun out of doing anything. This week: keggers on the beach. Let this be lesson: don't be "that guy" at a rugby party.

Last night's 1000 Ways To Die managed to assume that all Asian teenagers do nothing but play video games, showoff Highlander-style sound effects, and took the name of the style of potato I would serve at my Japanese-American fusion restaurant.

1000 Ways to Die combines the rubbernecking of Faces of Death and re-enactment skills of Rescue 911. Last night's episode featured what will surely become the preferred method of offing that guy that always bums a smoke: the cigarette shotgun.

Doris, an abusive average-sized woman, liked her men little and financially stable. Ramon, a little person, planned to earn Doris' affection by performing as a comic musician. His incessant rehearsal drove Doris to violence resulting in his death.

Whereas TLC has great re-enactments of women giving birth to babies in bathrooms, Spike gives them a run for their money with a bloody rendition of a man's penis being severed by wildlife.