On Saturday, at California’s Huntington Beach, 66 extremely small people packed onto a normal-sized surfboard, setting the record for most people to ever ride a single surfboard simultaneously. Haha, no, just kidding—66 normal-sized people packed onto an oversized surfboard, which is bullshit, if you ask me.

The record-setting board is 42 feet long, 11 feet wide, and 1,300 pounds, the Los Angeles Times reports. This is bullshit and this record doesn’t make any sense. Who cares about a record for most people on a surfboard if you can just make a bigger surfboard. Seems to me like the plaudits should go to the people who made the surfboard, if they have to go to anyone, which they shouldn’t.

“You guys were officially amazing,” said Michael Empric, adjudicator for Guinness World Records, according to the Times. (Some bullshit.)

Here’s a video of these stupid idiots.

“It was crowded, it was scary, but we had to focus,” Tim Stamps, a participant—ugh—told NBC Los Angeles. “We were all happy, everyone was screaming and yelling. It was a good time.”

Whatever, Tim.

Stupid bullshit photo via AP Images. Contact the stupid author of this bullshit post: brendan.oconnor@gawker.com.