So it's spring break, things get a little crazy out by the pool, and woah wait is this kid really going to bite the head off a live hamster and did he just snap the hamster's neck oh my god teens are the worst.

Little is known about the misleadingly cherubic-looking young man—although the video is titled "Alleged Florida State Fraternity Member Bites Head Off Hamster In Spring Break Video," there's no indication he's actually a student there.

The original video was reportedly uploaded to YouTube on Friday and pulled within minutes for terms of service violations. Dozens of mirrored copies still live on, albeit with the hamster blurred out:

Ban fraternities. Ban teens.

[Screenshot via the Daily Dot]