Something Strange Is Happening

Strange things not yet explained by science are happening in different parts of the world right now:

• Rural Australia is plagued by an out-of-control super-tumbleweed called “hairy panic.”
• There’s a river in Peru that’s boiling animals to death.
• Kids are spontaneously falling out of their chairs and falling asleep for days in a village in Kazakhstan.
• An unexplained high-pitched metal screeching noise is terrorizing an Oregon suburb.
• In Michigan, “a strange oily substance” just splattered all tar-like out of the sky onto cars and homes overnight. (It’s a mystery!)
• A toxic algae is killing marine mammals in Alaska and that’s “only the beginning.” (It’s a mystery! global warming, probably.)
• Also in Australia, birds are starting wildfires on purpose.
• And this is a drunk monkey wielding a knife in Brazil for some reason.

But this is just an old ass eel, so chill.

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