What can't you find on Craigslist: A guitar player to jam with; an affordable apartment in New York City; a free miniature horse.

No, really:

This is Peggy, Our Miniature Horse and I am Looking for a good home to give her to, she's a beautiful 3 year old mini, She is friendly and interact well with people. For this reason we bought her as a family pets, whoever she is still a horse, and because of my Job as an FDNY firefighter I do not have the time to take proper care of her, having an Infant in the house is making it hard for my wife to give the proper attention Peggy needs...

If you're in the Long Island area and are seriously interested (i.e., have the roaming space and know what to do with a horse), call or text Troy with your inquiry.

RIP Li'l Sebastian.

UPDATE: It seems free mini horses is the one thing Craigslist still doesn't have: The Daily Intelligencer called up Troy to find out when they could pick Peggy up and were devastated to learn that no such mini horse existed. "I didn't post it," Troy told them. "I'm trying to figure out who did."

Ah, the old fake free mini horse Craigslist ad prank. Classic.

[H/T: @katienotopoulos, photo via Craigslist]