Look at this little pink powderpuff of a child moving about the New York subway system with jubilance and glee. She knows naught of the F train condom; the horny nudists are but a blip on her developing radar. Watch as her childlike wonder reaches across the platform like a lasso, snaring onlookers in its sticky grasp until everyone's dancing in the grime like a rat-infested Matisse painting.

The subway may never be so pure again. Throw this child in a cab before it's too late.

[h/t Digg]