A Seattle man grew suspicious and decided to review the footage from his home security cameras after friends told him there was no way the massive pile of shit in his front yard had come from a dog. He was rewarded with two different angles of a man walking onto his property, unhurriedly dropping his pants, and depositing a horrifying dook.

Scandalized homeowner Lowell Deo notified police and the neighborhood blog—oh, Seattle—in an effort to identify the rogue pooper. The story has since appeared on the local news, which called the morning pooper's actions "bold" and "disturbing."

"I don't know much about dogs, but dogs do it in the grass. This was on the dirt... and it's huge!" Deo said.

Seattle Police are "taking the report seriously."

A recent audit found the SPD spent nearly $1 million on "wasted" overtime last year, including cases where cops were paid overtime while on vacation, and one incident where an officer collected 31.5 hours of overtime in a 24-hour period.

Take all the time you need to bring the lawn pooper to justice, though. I know I'll sleep better.

[h/t Hypervocal]