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Graduation—some of us have one, some of us don’t. Some of us have a few friends over to celebrate, and some of us rent out a house in Los Angeles for a month and fill it with strippers and drugs. We’re a diverse people.

According to the Los Angeles Times, Saudi Prince Aziz al Saud graduated this year from Pepperdine University. To celebrate, he rented out a well-known party home in the Hollywood Hills, which he allegedly stocked with drinks, snacks, strippers, drugs and drama.

According to the complaint, more than 800 people showed up, with guests doing drugs, including smoking marijuana, and strippers dancing on kitchen countertops.

Fitzgerald said there was damage to furniture and walls and that hardwood floors buckled because of spilled drinks. His invoice for the damage totaled $86,379. In the complaint, Fitzgerald alleges that the defendants — who include two of the prince’s employees — have not paid for any damages.

“Incredibly, after this August 16 party, Prince Aziz continued to have nightly parties until the early mornings and continued to leave piles of trash on the street,” the complaint read. “Guests of the Prince were seen urinating on Plaintiff’s neighbors’ properties.”

The homeowner, chagrined to learn the Prince’s insurance policy was more conceptual than the rental agreement had indicated, has, with a straight face, filed a suit as if he might actually one day drag the Prince into court. His neighbors, who hate him because he keeps renting out his house for parties, say he had it coming.

(The homeowner explains to the Los Angeles Times, “he has not been disrespectful to the neighbors, saying that over seven years, he’s received only one ticket that resulted in a fine. That was for not having a permit for the lion, he said.”)

Either way, the import: Saudi royals—ephemeral, ethereal, and frankly far too wealthy for a process server to track down—must deal with many things. Our futile demands are not one of them.