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Pity Reince Priebus, who needs to sit down for interviews and lie, through clenched teeth, about how much fun he is having watch his beloved Republican Party shatter around him, shards of glass pricking his eyeballs and getting stuck under his fingernails.

“People assume, ‘You must be miserable, you’ve got a horrible job,’” he told CNN. “I don’t see it that way! I’m not pouring Bailey’s in my cereal. I’m not sitting here trying to find the Johnny Walker.”

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And how much fun is Reince’s lovely wife, Sally Priebus, having? Well. For their first date, Reince took her to a political dinner. “You can’t say you didn’t know what you were getting into,” Sally is told.

“Right,” Sally says, nodding. “Right.”

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Incidentally, pouring Bailey’s in one’s cereal is an awfully specific thing to deny unprompted.