Europe is home to three things: people who can drink beer and not get fat, house music, and hostels. If you've been planning a trip to Denmark to find the Williamsburg of Copenhagen, but weren't quite sure about the hostel landscape, you're about get super stupid lucky, you silly hipster.

The latest endeavor in the European hostel frontier is a haven intended for nonconformists, tattooed men on fixed-gear bikes, and real rebels of the system who love cold brew coffee and have $200 to spare for a night in a single room with a single bed. Is that you? Are you a life aficionado and is the city your stage? Is it your playground? Labels, are they for other people? Are you not the future, but the present?

Then this is the hostel you should stay at when you're drunkenly backpacking and fucking Nordic babes on your gap year.

At first glance, it appears that nothing about the above video, which advertises the forthcoming Urban House's opening in March 2015, can be real. But investigating has given us some actual leads that indicate the project is to be run by the Pandox Hotel company in Sweden. Urban House's listed telephone number leads to Omena Hotel in Copenhagen.

These two videos, showing the forthcoming hostel's manager and designer, are dripping with catchphrases to draw in Alternative Types. Please only watch if you are a verified hipster, thank you.

"The atmosphere, the laughter, the ink, the food, the urban bar, the bikes, and much, much more."

"You can rent a bike with personality and explore the city."

Reservations are open, but only for urban rulebreakers and Sailor Jerry fans.
No poseurs or jocks, please.

[h/t BuzzFeeD]