KFC Selling Fried Chicken Prom Corsages as World Falls Into Darkness
Kelly Conaboy · 04/13/14 09:45AMSpanish Village Called "Kill Jews" Thinking About Maybe Changing Name
Kelly Conaboy · 04/13/14 09:00AMMalaysia Airlines Black Box Goes Silent
Kelly Conaboy · 04/13/14 08:15AM
After four strong signals were heard last week, no new electronic pings have been detected since Tuesday, April 8th, in the search for the missing Malaysia Airlines jet. This means (or, keeping in line with nearly every new piece of information about the missing flight: could mean) that the black box's batteries have finally died.
The Men Who Left Were White
Josie Duffy · 04/12/14 04:30PMBryan Cranston, as Walter White, Helps a Young Man Ask a Girl to Prom
Kelly Conaboy · 04/12/14 04:00PMAh, if there is one thing more beautiful than young love, it's young love spurred on by a famous TV drug manufacturer and murderer's best-known threat. So sweet.
Kelly Conaboy · 04/12/14 03:45PM
New information has been added to the investigation of Thursday's deadly crash between a Fed-Ex truck and school bus. A couple whose car was sideswiped by the truck claims it was already on fire when it careened across a median and slammed into the bus. Transportation Safety Board spokesman Keith Holloway confirmed to the AP that the agency is investigating the condition of the truck before the collision.
Colorado Gets Its First Pot Vending Machine, America Not Yet In Ruins
Dayna Evans · 04/12/14 03:20PMDayna Evans · 04/12/14 02:45PM
Johnny Depp to Testify in Fake Lover's Insane Murder Case
Kelly Conaboy · 04/12/14 02:15PM
In 2009, Nancy Lekon ran over and killed a pedestrian while driving her limo in downtown L.A.'s Skid Row. (Everyone in L.A. drives a limo, right?) She claims that it was all because she was in the area for a little rendezvous with her then-boyfriend, Johnny Depp. Gosh, I sure hope those two lovebirds had an amicable break-up, because he will now have to take the stand at her trial!
Three Consecutive Poop Cruises Being Investigated by the CDC
Dayna Evans · 04/12/14 01:30PMDayna Evans · 04/12/14 12:45PM
Tough Guy Robber Laughed Out of Hair Salon, Then Arrested
Kelly Conaboy · 04/12/14 12:30PM
A 29-year-old man from Baltimore was arrested last week after attempting to rob a hair salon in Annapolis, Maryland. He would have gotten away with it, too, had the receptionist not noticed that his "gun" looked suspiciously like fingers, causing her to laugh at him until he just eventually left! Ugh. Women.
Watch OutKast's Full Coachella Performance From Your Couch
Dayna Evans · 04/12/14 12:00PMAre we at Coachella? Coa-hell-no. But we aren't above watching the entirety of OutKast's first reunion performance from the comfort of our own homes. The ATLien duo got right down to it with "B.O.B.", and shook Indio with visits from Janelle Monae and Future, the former of whom described the reunion as "witnessing history."
Daytime Nappers Die Young
Dayna Evans · 04/12/14 11:17AMKelly Conaboy · 04/12/14 10:45AM
German Store Accidentally Sells Romantic Hitler Tea Cups
Dayna Evans · 04/12/14 10:15AMHoly Shit This Guy Is Bad at Wheel of Fortune!
Kelly Conaboy · 04/12/14 09:42AMA Wheel of Fortune contestant named Julian recently lost his chance at winning one million dollars, a car, and trips to London and Jamaica. And he did it, again and again, in the most embarrassing ways possible.







