Kelly Conaboy · 04/13/14 10:45AM

Ukrainian special forces have exchanged gunfire with pro-Russia militia in eastern Ukraine, where the armed protesters have recently seized a number of government buildings. Casualties have been reported on both sides, including the death of a Security Service officer.

Dayna Evans · 04/12/14 02:45PM

British young adult author Sue Townsend passed away on Thursday. She was 68. Townsend was best known for the beloved Adrian Mole series, which she began writing in 1982, and whose last installment was released in 2009. Townsend suffered from diabetes.

Johnny Depp to Testify in Fake Lover's Insane Murder Case

Kelly Conaboy · 04/12/14 02:15PM

In 2009, Nancy Lekon ran over and killed a pedestrian while driving her limo in downtown L.A.'s Skid Row. (Everyone in L.A. drives a limo, right?) She claims that it was all because she was in the area for a little rendezvous with her then-boyfriend, Johnny Depp. Gosh, I sure hope those two lovebirds had an amicable break-up, because he will now have to take the stand at her trial!

Three Consecutive Poop Cruises Being Investigated by the CDC

Dayna Evans · 04/12/14 01:30PM

Is it time that we finally ban cruises? In one solitary week, three cruise ships have had to send CDC investigators on board in order to discover why over 100 people (each!) have come down with vomiting and diarrhea. The first two cases were discovered on the same boat—one week apart.

Dayna Evans · 04/12/14 12:45PM

Girl in casual attire holds disembodied head of HAIM bassist Este Haim as she perches atop the shoulders of another festival attendee at Coachella, a triple-decker of stacked heads that evokes the image of mythological Roman hellhound Cerberus. Via AP/Chris Pizzello.

​Tough Guy Robber Laughed Out of Hair Salon, Then Arrested

Kelly Conaboy · 04/12/14 12:30PM

A 29-year-old man from Baltimore was arrested last week after attempting to rob a hair salon in Annapolis, Maryland. He would have gotten away with it, too, had the receptionist not noticed that his "gun" looked suspiciously like fingers, causing her to laugh at him until he just eventually left! Ugh. Women.

Watch OutKast's Full Coachella Performance From Your Couch

Dayna Evans · 04/12/14 12:00PM

Are we at Coachella? Coa-hell-no. But we aren't above watching the entirety of OutKast's first reunion performance from the comfort of our own homes. The ATLien duo got right down to it with "B.O.B.", and shook Indio with visits from Janelle Monae and Future, the former of whom described the reunion as "witnessing history."

Kelly Conaboy · 04/12/14 10:45AM

The case of the 9-month-old baby charged with the attempted murder of police officers in a Pakistani court earlier this month has officially been dismissed. The judge announced the decision after Saturday's court hearing.

Holy Shit This Guy Is Bad at Wheel of Fortune!

Kelly Conaboy · 04/12/14 09:42AM

A Wheel of Fortune contestant named Julian recently lost his chance at winning one million dollars, a car, and trips to London and Jamaica. And he did it, again and again, in the most embarrassing ways possible.

Armed Men Take Eastern Ukraine Police Station

Kelly Conaboy · 04/12/14 09:00AM

Dozens of armed pro-Russian protesters have seized a police station in Slaviansk, a city in eastern Ukraine near the Russian border. The group is part of several that have occupied government buildings in the Russian-speaking cities Donetsk and Luhansk in the past week.